Rewrite the Phrase, while following the Rule, in order to meet the Goal!

Glom, from the hosts of Nice Games Club, is a rapid-paced, quick-witted game of ridiculously reworded remarks. Every round, a common phrase is revealed that players will have to rewrite, according to a random rule, in order to achieve a random goal.

How do you say "Who ate the last cookie?" without using any words more than four letters long? How many vowels can you stuff into a new version of "Better late than never" without using any double-letters?

A hilarious game that will push vocabulary to the brink of insanity, with an objective (but unpredictable!) scoring system.